Scoff Off

For those that had not already gathered, the AGM planned for 8th March did not take place, as our esteemed Leader Geoff Dean was called away to a secret assignment at Smugglers' Cove on the same evening and will presumably return laden with booty.

The fatted calf has therefore been given a reprieve and will now not be slaughtered until after Easter.  Hopefully this will be some consolation to crew members who are surviving on a diet of hard tack and Pursers' Rum.